They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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