3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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