Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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