I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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