I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
your room smells of hookers.
And success
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I am naked and annoyed.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
