It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
