Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
