fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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