I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
