Whod you bang
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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