this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He's a Shit stain on my heart
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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