Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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