Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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