they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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