Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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