i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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