What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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