He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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