I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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