There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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