found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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