The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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