David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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