She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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