But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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