she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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