Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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