Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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