i don't like sucking hair
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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