I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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