you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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