I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The feeling are messing with the penis
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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