Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I understand Curling. That high.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You don't make any sense
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