"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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