Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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