The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She bit a glass in half.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
