I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I believe in your delicious
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
