We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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