and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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