Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Pooping to opera.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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