Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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