My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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