Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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