Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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