I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Terrible idea I love it
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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