just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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