If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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