So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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