i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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