What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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