i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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